Two Limericks

There once was a doctor had two clocks.

He married a doctor who had red locks.

While clocks and red hair

Don't make a pair,

Two doctors who marry make one paradox.

 

You forgot your guests name and he's not offended.

He politely says Bill and you are amended.

Forgetting a name,

Is not a great shame,

But recalling the same and you are commended.